Thursday’s thoughts

Yeah… here it is folks… another list of Steff’s musings.  Nothing too important, just a few lessons I’ve learned that I thought I would share.

  1. Boxed hair color really sucks.  I don’t care if you have to pawn your firstborn child… get your hair colored by a professional.
  2. Always, always listen to your best friend.  She’s wiser than you are when it comes to matters of the heart.  She has a better perspective.
  3. Perception is reality.
  4. Add a pinch of salt and cinnamon to the coffee grounds when making coffee.  Yep… you’ll thank me.
  5. Hairspray in the eye burns like hell.  Avoid at all costs.
  6. Lay a wooden spoon across the pot of boiling potatoes and it really won’t boil over.
  7. Buy your heels in the late afternoon or evening when your feet are the most swollen.
  8. Never go to the bathroom in front of your boyfriend, partner, lover or spouse.  Somethings are better off being a mystery.
  9. Listen to your gut.  Every time.
  10. Allow yourself to be proud of yourself.
  11. It’s ok to be a bitch every once in a while.
  12. Always limit yourself to three alcoholic drinks.  Anything more and you become very unattractive.  Just look at your Facebook photos to see what I’m talking about.
  13. Learn to count to at least 15 before opening your mouth in anger.
  14. Sometimes it’s a good thing not to get what you want.
  15. Don’t sweat the small stuff, or the medium stuff.  If it crosses over into the large and extra-large stuff, run for the freaking hills.
  16. You can’t make someone love you and you really wouldn’t want to anyway.
  17. Crying won’t solve your problems.  Might make you feel better but that’s it.
  18. Take care of your feet.  No polish and cracked heels are downright ugly.
  19. Never take “kissy face” photos of yourself.  They aren’t that becoming.  (see above)
  20. Doesn’t matter what the situation is, life does go on.
  21. Life is a bowl of cherries, and they do have pits.
  22. Men aren’t the only ones full of crap.  Us women are too but we hide it better.
  23. Never send a text without re-reading it and double checking who you’re sending it to.  Mom doesn’t want to hear about the hottie you were rubbing up against last night.
  24. It takes a Golden Oreo longer to soften up in milk than the regular chocolate ones.
  25. Never forget how to flirt.
  26. Shave your legs every other day.  You never can tell when you might get lucky.
  27. Use the leftover water from boiling pasta or potatoes to water your houseplants.  They love the nutrients.
  28. Put your candles in the freezer for an hour before you light them.  They won’t burn down as fast.
  29. Take 2 Tylenol a half hour before getting a bikini wax.
  30. Learn something new every day.

Wonder what I can come up with for tomorrow.  How about some Friday’s Freak Outs?  Now there’s a thought.  So until then, I’ll be sitting here, tapping my finger against my chin and rolling my eyes while trying to hide the fact that I’m full of crap!

Peace, love and happiness to ya…


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One Response to Thursday’s thoughts

  1. I think this is awesome. I love every single thing in this post.

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